"Welcome to my world"

The reason I placed the title in quotations is because that is the subject of this LONG overdue update of this fantastic blog. It does take some time for me to build up steam and write about the daily wretchedness that comes with sitting in a cubicle all day but I really should have posted this earlier. Let me just say...I hate when I hear someone say "Welcome to my world". It's such an utterly bullshit statement that really means jack shit.

See...I hate the statement but when I heard this the other day...the person that was in fact saying it is probably a reason I'm writing the blog as well. That person (who shall remain nameless) is the prototypical "Woe is Me" person. The "Woe is Me" person is someone that is just SO overworked...and SO overburdened with their job (and probably life) that they just can't stand it and feel the need to share it...cause you know my job is a piece of pumpkin fucking pie. I never say "Welcome to my world" because frankly I think you sound like a fucking idiot when you say it. I mean really...what are you saying? You are saying it as if you have this little teeny tiny world all attributed to you and "The Man" has just overrun it by dropping large amounts of shit nuggets onto your head like the poor bastard who has to feed ridiculous amounts of birds in an aviary. To me...it's quite a pathetic statement where all it means is that your are defeated and are now trying to poison newcomers into understanding your plight. Special caveat to the newcomers...don't go in...it's a trap. They just want you to come in and feel bad for them because they never thought that YOU might have experienced days like this too. I mean...you couldn't POSSIBLY have EVER had as bad a day as they have. Where were they then when you could have used the shoulder to bitch on? Oh yeah...they were eating your lunch...(next blog)

There are large amounts of people in offices that are "woe is me" people. I will say...if they're like this at work....they HAVE to brandish this behavior when they get home as well and for those poor shits that have to deal with that...I can only say one thing...You married it. "Woe is me" people are just so defeated and annoying to talk to. It's like they don't realize that God shits on everyone now and then...it's part of life, so...you get shit on. Maybe you have a massive amount of work to do by 5 pm or else you're going to hear it. Maybe "The Man" is delivering an extra heaping helping of shit burgers today with a side of special sauce. I'm willing to bet dimes to donuts that more often than not, they've sat around their desk on days with nothing to do before. I'm also willing to bet more money that they bitched that day too. Alas...woe is them and it will always be them....